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"You're a liar and a thief." - Ocean's Eleven

There's nothing I can say that would really encapsulate how I feel. I've been blog-raped.... Some "girl" has stolen pictures from my site and has been telling peoplee that they are pictures of her friends, or her tv, or her car. See for yourself.

Here are the emails that explain the story:

email 1:

Hi. This is probably going to seem like a strange email to you, but I hope you can take some time to help me out.

I have a friend, who claims to be from Japan, and her name is Kurami. I suspect that most of the things she tells me ar lies.

Now what connects me to you, is this. The picture that you see here http://amazinasian.com/weblog/pics/DSC00937.jpg
she claims it is her friends tatoo. She says her friends name is Kyoko and that they are both form Japan, living in California.

If you could please, let me know if any of this sounds farmiliar, as far as names. I think my friend is probably lying to me, but if you would help me confirm this, I would appriciate this a lot. Thank you very much.

Please respond to my email: sendshanemail@gmail.com

email 2:
Thanks for the reply, Mark. If you are curious as to whats going on, you can read further.

Well, actually almost ever photo on your site, she has the exact same photos on her site as well, and claims they are hers. I got curious, and google searched her suspicious photos, and came across your site. The truck she says is her friends, and even the giant monitor she even lays claim to it being "in her room and part of her studio". Her stories, besides all of this, is just too far fetched too.

I only have heard horror stories and I never thought this would happen to me, but I believe "she" could actually be just some guy portraying a girl, trying to gain something. I honestly don't know why this person would lie to me, and do this to me. There is nothing to gain, except just messing with me. Looks like I need to start asking some questions and confronting this person. Thanks again for your help.

and email 3:
Sure... It looks to me like she/he just stole pics from your site, then made up stories about them. http://ragnarokotaku.tripod.com/

Very strange. She also told me that she posted a letter to her brother, in japanese (on the first page of her site) but my friend who lived in japan for a few years, says its actually chinese. It's very confusing. I have no idea why she would be lying to me like this about everything.

No matter how far!! I WILL find you!!

I found a working link to the Madtv 24 spoof. Normally I'd just fix the link, but I'am just that happy about it, that I had write a new post for it.

Highlarious

I am one with tea

Zen Tea from Starbucks is exquisite... fucking exquisite

All kinds of funny

Holy God. This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Definitely the funniest thing that revolves around Asians and midgets that I've ever seen. And no, they aren't the same. It's so funny that it makes me a little jealous for not doing it first. I will say that it is similar to an idea I had about a "24" spoof, but man, this one kills it. Volume needed.
Check it out

This is awesome too, all of a sudden I feel like I'm back hangin out with Lucas

My farewell

This is the goodbye email I sent out to everyone at Champion Mortgage.

With great sadness, I am moving on from Champion Mortgage to pursue other endeavors. Friday will be my last day. It has been a rare privilege to work with such fine people, and I truly appreciate the opportunity and knowledge that Champion has given me. I've developed some great relationships during my time here; friendships that I care very much about. I will miss you (I mean the plural "you"; in fact, this is my issue with the English language. The absence of a plural for "you", which in turn has brought about terms such as "you all" or in certain demographics, "y'all", in which the two very separate words are seamlessly fused together to form a hybrid, single-syllabled term of formidable use. Now, while I have no personal issue with "y'all" and/or it's use, it is still unnecessary, but created due to the innate need to specify which "you" (plural or singular) one is referring to. The term "thou" once stood for singular/familiar situations, and "you" was used for plural/formal. An interesting side note to this side note: because "thou" is now almost exclusively seen in Biblical references and other classical works, it is considered to be more formal than "you", which oddly enough, is in direct opposition to it's intended meaning. Sadly, "thou" was ushered out of usage, and replaced, as you know, by "you". But back to my point, this has gone on long enough. Too long have we waded in the waters of this oceanic world of a language that we call "English" without a proper form for the plural of "you". Hence forth, not only do I refuse to any longer use "you" for both instances, but I hereby declare that the plural of "you" will now be "asians*".) and the laughs we shared.

It has truly been a pleasure and honor working with asians*, and I wish asians* the very best.

Love always,
Mark Permsuvan
mark@amazinasian.com

• Please take notice, to avoid any confusion- "asians" with a lower-case "a" will be the plural of "you", while "Asians" will be reserved for the race.
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I thought it was awesome, but it received mixed reviews.
Among all the "best of luck" responses were these gems:

You are a mess and will definitely be missed. I wish you the best Mark :). - Tori

You will be missed. I wish you all the best!! :O) Gotta tell you, I will never look at the words "you" or "asians" the same way! :O) Good luck! - Julie

Get me a HDTV Plasma! Ha! can't believe you are leaving . - Sharon

I will most certainly not say good luck and you will certainly be missed.. - Junita

you suck...where are you going...and please don't every right something that confusing again.. - Carrie

YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!! YOU (NOT YOU ALL, OR Y'ALL) WILL BE MISSED... GREATLY!!!!!!!!! - Vickie

You are a funny dude, i'll miss you. good luck, and i'll be loving everything about oblivion in the near future, i'm sure. Keep me informed if you have any inside scoops on buying the full system for less than one million dollars (that's 38,937,800 Thailand Baht). - Peter (this was my second favorite one)

we will miss "YOU"..I mean this in the singular sense....come "BY" and say "BYE" before you go...how's that for the "English" language. - Cindy

Umm was that in English? So you are leaving then right? -Eric

:( i am sad to see you go ...as weird as that letter was i will miss you ! - Jackie

what the hell is wrong with you............ - Donnie

And the best response of all:
Ebonically Speaking,

Dat emale was mad ill son, I was sittin here spazzin out ova dat. Yo son Amma miss son.

Translation____You're email was hilarious, I wish you luck on your future endeavors.

- Justin

Sign it!!!! SIGN IT OR I'LL BREAK IT OFF!!!!- Liar Liar

Well it's finally happened... after years of singing in the shower, rigorous Karaoke sessions, and countless vocals in random elevators... I've officially been signed by Sony!

Okay, okay.. so I'm working in the contracts/licencing department. But hey, it's a start... just gotta find the right person to sing around by "accident" and I'll be on my way!

So, this is my first job in the city and I know I will start noticing things that need to be changed. Here's the first one:

You've installed a fancy train ticket-reading-sliding-gate-mechanism to make sure that the people getting to the train do in fact have tickets. So why do you need to see my ticket on the train again? If you are gonna have the train...men check the tickets on the train anyway, then why spend the money on said mechanism? I refuse to believe that NJ Transit's profit margin is so low that the few people that may slip by a 1-check system rather than 2-check system would make all the difference. First of all, ticket prices are so high they might as well leave my ticket between my ass cheeks after they've finished. Second, it's so packed that I think I had sex with the guy in front of me by accident. You know, while we're on the subject of pricing and uninivited butt sex, I understand that I am not paying for an actual seat on the train, but come on... how about a discounted price for passengers that stand?

Office Space: Thoughts on the Job

So I was going to the bathroom and I thought of something. Since urinals and toilets don't accurately show you how much you really pee because the water doesn't rise, we don't have a very clear estimation of how much we pee per.... trip. And it made even more sense to me when I related it to going to he doctor's office. There have been plenty of times where I mistakenly went to the bathroom before the doctor's office and worried that I wouldn't be able to squeeze anymore out for them. But I was always able to get about half a cup for them. One day, I would like to get a bunch of those cups and see how many I can fill up when I have a full bladder. Any bets?

Office Space: My Job

Garbages are emptied every night. Throughout the day, the only thing that goes in there is paper. So I ask, if you throw food in there, is it really so wrong to take it back out if you want it later? I'm sure everyone has a personal line that they would not cross... nothing that touches the plastic... a closed bag of chips or bottled beverage... depends how long it's in there... Pish posh, I say. What is the difference between your food touching a small, plastic sandwich baggie and touching a big, black plastic bag? None. So why, as I sit here, typing my case whilst looking at the half eaten donut in my garbage, can I not seem to bring myself to eat it? k, got a meeting.... hhmmmmm... donut....

I just wanna dance!

Taylor Hicks is AWESOME!!!!!

His most recent performance

Fan site

Another

I like this site's name

jordan

Awesome Jordan commercial

Werds of wisdom

Don't park drunk, accidents cause people.

Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jellyside down.
A cat glued to some jelly toast will hover in quantum indecision

I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure:
the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing

Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
Those who live in the past are already repeating it.

Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.

So Buddha walks into a pizza parlor and says: "Hey, make me one with everything."

Just because it's a Well Known Fact doesn't mean it's true.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Almost all of our faults are more pardonable than the methods
we think up to hide them.

Instructions should be read first, or not at all.
Anything else is admitting defeat...

Those who would sacrifice sound quality for hard-drive space deserve neither.

Only skydivers know why birds sing, only birds know why skydivers smile.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

If it's theft to listen to music before buying it,
then it's theft to refuse returns on albums that suck.

The drops of water don't know themselves to be a river; and yet the river flows.

I doubt, therefore I may be.

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he
has a hole in his head.

Women want a lot of things from one man.
Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because
its easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

We live in a world where lemonade is artificial and soap has real lemon.

The downside of being better than everyone else is that people
tend to assume you're pretentious...

Compared to the alternative, I'm pretty sure relativism sucks.

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
those who understand binary, and those who don't.

can't we all just get a bong?

Opinions cited by me are not necessarily my opinions.
Facts cited by me are not necessarily facts.

A well done medium is rare.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

(If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses)

Change what you cannot accept. Accept what you cannot change.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.

Never assume malice where incompetence suffices.

Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will want to use it.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

That that is, is that that is not 'Not is.' Is that it? It is.

97, 98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!

So I was driving home and I had a weird thought. If you look up Permsuvan on Google, pretty much everything that comes up is me, if not my family. Now, if someone ever wanted to find me, between Google, this site, and the Yellow Pages, it would be insanely easy to find me. Now obviously, all my info is out there somewhere, and anyone with experience in finding people could find me easily anyway, but I'm talkin about anyone who has the slightest desire to find me, could easily do so. Take that one step further, and say some crazy person came across my site randomly through surfing. That total stranger can get my address and number without much effort. I guess to some degree, this is true for everyone, but with my last name being so unique (seriously, no other hits on google except me and my immediate family), it applies even more so to me. Anyways... just a thought..

Skiboarding

Skiboarding is AWESOME. Check out the site for a lot of great information in the forums. And if you want to get into skiboarding at all, this is the place to buy from. I got mine with free next day delivery. We're going to the mountain on the 17th, can't wait!! You are all invited to come, but that's only cause I've lost all my readers since I no longer post. Either way, looks like it'll be me, Jess, my pops, Ashley, Jess' cousin Chris, maybe James and Justin, but prolly not.

Anyways, for the uninitiated, skiboards are short (typically 90cm to 99.9cm long), wider than reg skis, and no poles are needed (or wanted). Even when we used to go skiing back in the day, I never got this excited about it. Something about skiboarding is just so much more fun. I've never tried in-line skating, but I imagine it's a lot like skiboarding. And I'm so into skiboarding now that I might have to try rollerblades in the summer.

"And I watched the time go right out the window. Trying to grab hold, trying not to watch. I wasted it all on the hands of the clock"- Linkin Park

If I only had more time on my hands....

"Pop it James!!"- White Men Can't Jump

Found this caught in my junk mail filter from Brian... one of the best dunk/block highlight films I've ever seen

Chazz Reinhold inspiration

Google video is so awesome that there is no word to fully describe it so I'm just going to make one up... Google video is scrumptulescent...

Golddigger parody

"METAL SLIME!!!!" - Me and Keith, age 9, playing Dragon Warrior

While this second time around feels a little forced

This is awesome. But you'll only be able to appreciate it if you've played old school RPG's, or "role playing games" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Toy Time

Me: Yeah, I used to watch Voltron all the time...
Jerry: I really want one of those Voltron figures...
Steve: Yeah, I'm sure you
Me: You can get it on ebay... (I cut people off)
(As I go to ebay to check out what they have.)
Steve: I'm sure it'll be expensive...
Me: Here's one... oh wait, this is the Asian version...
Steve: There was an Asian version?
Me: Yeah man, the Asian one is like 15 ships instead of the 5 cats we got...
Jerry: Well Asian kids are smarter..
Me: Yeah, Asian kids can handle putting something together out of 15 pieces.. buying one of our kids something like that is just a waste of money... then you gotta lie to him and tell him the toy's broken and not that he's too stupid to figure out the red square isn't meant to go into a blue, round hole....
Steve and Jerry:....
Me:.... Sorry... I just really hated that broken toy....

Where the Sidewalk Ends

Check these out, very cool...

We are Asian, and we are Proud...

This website's new purpose may be to find anything like this