10. I can eat a lot (yeah that's right, it's a reason)
9. I've been told I do a great Lil' Jon/Dave Chapelle impression.
8. I've had three dead-end jobs in a row since graduating college, which leads me to reason 7.
7. I'll be in Thailand for the next year teaching english, so you won't have to deal with me that often.
6. I'll put out at least 3 times a week. (spooning available on request)
5. I can sing the alphabet backwards.
4. I currently live in my parent's basement, but it's totally cool... I can stay out as late as I want.
3. I can get you free drinks at Houlihan's.
2. My nickname is Amazin, you do the math... although it's also Asian, so maybe I should do the math.

And the #1 reason why you should date me:
1. I have very hot friends, and if it doesn't work out between us, I'll hook you up with one (or more) of them.