Update:
quote: "my face on someone's ass is a good move for a tattoo, everyone should get one, or ,ladies should get my face on each boob, but have the faces lookin at each other winkin. God that would be sweet"

Business in the front:.

Name: Angel Rivera
Nicknames: Angelito, Pimpdaddy, Dirty Rican, Hambone, Pasta
website: none
Song I relate to him: Superman- Eminem, anything done by a marching band, a big band, or a latin band.
Closest fictional character: Moments of "The Ladies Man" (Tim Meadows), flashes of a medley of Jim Carrey characters, but normally Chuck (Ben Affleck, Good Will Hunting)
Best known for: Never givin up his dream, he will win a Marching Band medal yet. Sleeping in artic temperatures. His never ending chase for ass, whether he's already got some or not. And not having any sense of humor when it comes to his sister... or cousin for that matter... whatever, they're totally hot. I mean granted, Cristal is a raging crackwhore (description has been changed at Cristal's request), but Erica is all right.

Quotes describing him:
"Angel, you are our 'Beacon of Good Health'."
"He wants a #4 supersized with a raspberry iced tea, no ice, and a 20 piece chicken nuggets."
"Yeah... it's cool, which marching band is this?"
"NO, I WANNA LISTEN TO MY MUSIC!!!"
"Angel is kinda like a season of the year. You'll see him every day for like 3 or 4 months, and then he's gone til next season. Sure, you might see him a few times in those next 8 or 9 months, but it's like those random warm days in winter."

His quotes:
"my face on someone's ass is a good move for a tattoo, everyone should get one, or ,ladies should get my face on each boob, but have the faces lookin at each other winkin. God that would be sweet"

(To a girl that he was not interested in that was talking to him) Yeah, well, that was nice, but I think it's time for you to go...

OH MY GOD!! KEITH, YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!

(Yelling out of the car window) HEY LADIES, CAN I TOUCH YOUR CLAM?!

Brian (Hanging up the phone): Ok, I love you.
Angel: AAWW, do you love her?
Brian: I do love her.
Mark: Who's that, your mom?
Brian: Yup.

Things he might say to you:
"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
"She's a definite cutie."
"I was fuckin waaasted!"
"Whatever... it was a lonely night..."
"IT'S SO HOT IN HERE!!!"
Before he realized how money he is, and was still way too self conscious- "I do weigh under 200lbs."- Glad you grew outa that, man.

If "A friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'that was fucking awesome!'", then: Angel is in there with everyone, but he is pissed the fuck off and ready to kill James. He's also has no idea what he's gonna tell his parents when he doesn't make it back home to chop more firewood for the fireplace they don't use. He used his one phone call to see if Crawford could go do it for him, but he had to mow the lawn and then make a window, by hand... from sand.

His take:
"Get off me ladies!!!"

My take:
Besides the fact that he proudly owns superman earrings. How did he manage to never be labeled a drunk? I have not one picture of him either without a beer or obviously drunk. Nice work.

Defining quote:
Referring to something he just said that got some laughs-
"That was it, that was the line of the night!," as he holds up his finger in self-proclaimed triumph. No matter how many times we tell him that you can't call your own line as the "line of the night". I mean seriously? Who does that?

Party in the back:

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