Business in the front:.

Name: Brian
Nicknames: Scrivi, Scrivs, B(for Brian, when he is being normal; and for Bitchy, when he gets into one of his moods.)
website: http://www.wunderkinder.org/
Song I relate to him/her: Big Poppa- The Notorious B.I.G., not that I call him that or anything... when I'm sober... and clothed...
Closest fictional character: Katsumoto (The Last Samurai) except he's not asian, nor can he kick ass samurai-style. But if he could choose one way in which to kick ass, I believe samurai-style would be in his top 3.
Best known for: I can't decide, so I'll have to put it to a vote.
1. Ignoring all exits off the High Road he calls his "morals" and "princibles", whatever those are, no matter how hot "the exit" is, or how much she wants it. 2. His "tiny fists of fury".
3. Running into someone he knows everywhere he goes; he is an integral part of the theory of 6 Degrees of Separation.
4. His, Trent-like (Swingers) ability to call anybody,man or woman, by a pet name such as: "Baby"; "Gorgeous"; and "Cutie".
5. The whiteboy hook shot.
6. His mood swings.

Quotes describing him:
"Why didn't he go with her?!" "He felt he had to make sure we got home safe instead..."
"He ran into someone he knew?!... in Spain?!?"
"He ran into someone he knew?!... in Thailand?!?"
"He ran into someone he knew?!... in solitary confinement?!?"
"He does have small hands..."
"Yeah, he's one of those 'smart and cool' people... yeah fuck him..."
"He's good; he's havin a good time as far as I can tell. But, he wants to go to less clubs and to more scenic places, for pictures and stuff... he's gay."

His quotes:
After seeing an amazingly hot hooker at a club in Thailand:
I can't even see the High Road from here.

Brian: I can't believe you wear white socks...
Me: What? Angel wears white socks... Eastwood wears white socks...
Brian: You're taking your fashion cues from a guy that wears Capri's and a guy that dresses like "the dude" (Big Lebowski)
Me: ... dress socks, huh?

Me: What's with the 2 DJ's spinning next to each other?
Brian: It's kind of like a battle, but without the anger and competition... it's like a friendship.

Brian's response to how drunk I suggested we get because of our current sorrows:
"that's like like knocking on death's door, and when he answers, puking on his shoes"

Girl: So what's your background?
Brian: I'm half-Jewish and half-Italian.
Girl: Oh, so what do you consider yourself?
Brian: Awesome!

(Cutting off a girl at a party that was talking to him) Blah, blah, blah... look, it's Miller Time, I need another beer.

So I'm fuckin' this girl from behind, right? And I'm thinkin', I'm gonna go for it. So I start to put it in her ass and she turns to me and says, "Don't you think that's a little presumptuous?" So I replied, "Don't you think presumptuous is a really big word for a nine year-old?" (This was a joke, for anyone that doesn't know Brian)(Well it's a joke for those who do know Brian too, but if you know him, then you would have known this was a joke)

Brian (Hanging up the phone): Ok, I love you.
Angel: AAWW, do you love her?
Brian: I do love her.
Mark: Who's that, your mom?
Brian: Yup.

Man, she is sooo hot, I just wanna bite her ass.

Things he might say to you:
"Hey, this is my friend from (insert place)..."
"Sup Gorgeous?"
"Don't stress her, baby."
playing Madden: "Marcus Robinson you are amazing!!"
on the basketball court: "PULL!!" (which means anything that would fit into that situation, rebound, pass it to me, pass it to him, shoot, cut, drive, to name only a few.)
"I'm the asshole."
"Whatever, you're fat and ugly."
"Hey... at least I'm not ugly..... fat ass"
"Yeah, I got a place in the city, this is my boy from home, he lives with his parents." (Thanks, dick)
"Christ?! It looks like she ate herself!....twice."
"Stop being such a pussy."
"I have a great ass... seriously."

If "A friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'that was fucking awesome!'", then: Brian is the friend who jokingly suggested doing what you did to get yourself put in jail in the first place. Then watched in disbelief as you took him seriously, then went to the bank to get bail money and waited for you at the station. Once you get there he will bail you out, but only to tell you that you are "f'in" retarded. Then he will ridicule you for as long as he can and remind you of how dumb you are.

His take:
I have moments where I'm a pretty good guy, but normally I suck.

My take:
He has moments where he sucks (come on, whining that I have taken him to too many clubs with hot female friends (who were professional dancers) that I had waiting for us, who danced around us, while pouring our drinks I might add, and not enough old ruins?), but normally he's a pretty good guy.

Defining quote:
"When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad. And after we figure out the perfect revenge, I will tell you we can't do it cause 'You're better than that, baby'."

Party in the back:

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