Business in the front:.

Name: Chenoah Couvillion
Nicknames: Chenaynay, Chen-nasty, Shaniqua, Grimey, Tamagotchi
website: none
Song I relate to her: Scarub, Maxwell
Closest fictional character:
Best known for: Wearing sandles in December, in UMass. Being the definition of "Grimey", being one of those "pretty, intelligent, and good at everything people that you could easily hate if they weren't so nice", and single handedly adding 20lbs of the 50lbs I gained in college. And for being a female-thin version of my "doesn't matter to me I'm gonna have fun no matter what" side.

Quotes describing her:
"Lookin at her... bein all grimey."
"She's fuckin' hot"
"I know... she's retarded, she doesn't like shoes."
"She went to go get me food... no, I ate like 15 minutes ago... yes, '15 WHOLE MINUTES'!"
"Mark, where's your Tamagotchi?"

Her quotes:
When we first started hanging out:
"Mark, why are you screaming??"

After a while:
"WHAT?!? WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?"
"GET OUT OF MY BED, I'M NAKED!!... fine, but stay on your side... ok, switch sides, you big baby... I know, you're the best too, now stop talking and go too sleep."

Things she might say to you:
"bored..."
"whatever..."
"I'm from Hawaii... I DON'T CARE"
"Let's go eat."
Clearly pronouncing her t's: curTain cerTain eaTen.

If "A friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'that was fucking awesome!'", then:
Chenoah is laying down on the floor saying things like, "So... what do you wanna do?", "I'm hungry... you think they're gonna feed us?", "They didn't care when I did this in Hawaii...", "Hey, what day is it?... Man, I was supposed to go to work today... oh well.", "Next time, I'm bringin food in case we get stuck in here again.", "I could sleep here if.... zzzzzz...", and "I don't know.. why do you wanna get outa here so bad anyways?... I'm just sayin... it's 4:30 in the monring, there's nothing else to do..."

Her take:
"Sure, I don't care..."

My take:
She is awesome. One of the best people I've ever befriended. After all the stuff she's been through in the last few years, I can understand why it's taken a toll on her, but it's a shame she's so sad inside. You always got me Chenaynay, but only for 5 lbs. at a time... then I'll go lose it, then we can hang out again.

Defining quote:
"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere."

Party in the back:

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