Update:
Things he might say to you:
'It don't make you a bad person.' -(thanks Jess)
'PROLLY NOT!!'

Business in the front:.

Name: James
Nicknames: Thunderwood, Underpants
website: none
Song I relate to him/her: Laid- James
Closest fictional character: A bitter version of Trent (Swingers)
Best known for: Seamlessly going from "New York State of Mind" (complete with lighting a cigarette during the interlude) to "Honky Tonk Woman" (complete with a scarily good Mick Jagger impression- video evidence available on request).

Quotes describing him:
"I don't know, man... it's James..."
"Yeah, you know how James can get..."
"That kid is awesome."
"That kid is aweful."
"James? Are you still in bed? Oh, James, you... you are decrepit..."

His quotes:
Mark: Hey, James, you finally made it onto my Friends quotes page, aren't you excited?
James: I should have been on there a long time ago, it's insulting that it's taken you this long. I'm the most quotable person we hang out with.
Mark: James, don't be like that, you know I think you're funny. I just think that the things you say are funnier in context...
James: That's bullshit, I'm fuckin' hilarious.

After he said something funny:
Me: See, this is what I'm talkin about. If I post what you just said, it wouldn't be very funny.
James: I have awesome delivery...
Me: Even if I had your voice recorded...
James: I have awesome delivery...
Me: I'd have to have the whole thing on film for people to see the humor...
James: I have awesome delivery...

James: Man, Britney Spears is sooo hot...
Jealous Girl: Yeah... but she's a terrible singer...
James: She sings?

Things he might say to you:
"You know what?! I am unbelievable!"
"Yeah, that's great... hey buy me a beer."
"I'm not gonna even dignify that with a response."
"It don't make you a bad person."
"PROLLY NOT!!"

If "A friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'that was fucking awesome!'", then:
James would definitely be next to you. After the high of how awesome it was and reality starts to set in, he'd be rambling to you and to himself about how he kind of feels like it's his fault in a way. You want to make him feel better, but since he was the one who took Brian's idea seriously, and convinced you to go through with it, you can't really argue. Instead you wonder how someone can be so manipulative that he can convince you that you should take out $500 in advance "in case we need bail", and then later have you thinking that using the money as a bribe to keep the eye-witness, a police officer, quiet is the best line of action.

His take:
"I'm cheap but lovable."
"Have you ever seen me without a beer and a cigarette?"
"I can justify just about anything I do to my conscience."

My take:
Most of the time, he knows what he should be doing; most of the time, he isn't doing it.

Defining Quote:
"There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party."

Party in the back:

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