Photoshop?? More like Funtoshop!!
I feel weird
(Too awesome to title)(Does this count as a title?)
indeed
"You're a liar and a thief." - Ocean's Eleven
No matter how far!! I WILL find you!!
I am one with tea
All kinds of funny
My farewell
Sign it!!!! SIGN IT OR I'LL BREAK IT OFF!!!!- Liar Liar
Office Space: Thoughts on the Job
Office Space: My Job
I just wanna dance!
jordan
Werds of wisdom
97, 98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!
Skiboarding
"And I watched the time go right out the window. Trying to grab hold, trying not to watch. I wasted it all on the hands of the clock"- Linkin Park
"Pop it James!!"- White Men Can't Jump
Chazz Reinhold inspiration
"METAL SLIME!!!!" - Me and Keith, age 9, playing Dragon Warrior
Toy Time
Where the Sidewalk Ends
We are Asian, and we are Proud...
Brought to you by...
I KNOW you wanna leave me...
Apple RULES!!
Not on my Yang- Eddie Murphy, The Golden Child
Oh... and uh... just one more thing..
Really Stupid Stuff
SILENCE!!!!
"I'm gonna need a hacksaw.."
"Just think of me as the pages in your diary"- Alicia Keys
OH, OH, OH!!! He's a... a transpons... A TRANSPONSTER!!!
It's been a long time (long time), shouldn't've left you (left you), without a dope beat to step to, step (step) to, step (step, step) to step (step) to step (step, step) to step (step) to wiki wiki...
"I wonder if I can fit it in my mouth"- Me, on numerous occasions... normally dealing with food...
The Diary of Darius
picblog
"I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED, I'M ON SABBATICAL!!"- Ross
I like Steve!- Four, Multiplicity
Here we go:
R.I.P Christopher Reeve
Happy Birthdays!!
Mark Permsuvan's Day- A Universal Holiday
"I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"- Tommy, Goodfellas
"Sometimes I feel so all alone... I gotta find my way back home.."- Brian McKnight
Served
Happy Belated Birthday!
"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you..."- Chandler to Monica
"WOOOHHOOOO, I WIN... ONE to NOTHIN"- Tenacious D
"HELLLOOOO!!"- Sienfeld (One of Jerry's girlfriend's bellybutton)
"Where's the bathroom?... No, that's a sink..."
Problems with iSync and Sony Ericsson P900
It's been a while
That's awesome...
The Family
Just a matter of time...
home
"Gu'vment cheese"
Our Angel
Justified
update
"Lately I've been starin in the mirror, very slowly pickin' me apart"- Lately, Stevie Wonder
Returning the favor
New fish
More than words...
"How much money is he gettin' for this?"
"There is no money."
"Really?"
"Free to all."
"Ain't that somethin'?"
"It is, actually."
- A defining line from Fight Club
Happy Birthday, Nikki
"Housekeeping? Want me fluff pillow?"- Richard, Tommy Boy
And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And soon you'll be like,'Hhiii,' and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'"- Joey
First blood...
another drop in the bucket... (his site that is, not his band. well, that remains to be seen I guess)
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."- Homer sitting with his family
"Before I let you go away, can I get a kiss goodnight.."- Blackstreet
"NO, KOBE!!!"
Business in the front, Party in the back- The mullet
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MESSY JESSIE!!!
"BASE!!" (tag, kindergarden-style)
btw
uuhhh
"She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men."- Chandler
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that..."- George Carlin
"I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes..."
Did you know?
widescreen, baby...
"I feel like I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of two bears."- Sealab 2021
"Allow myself to introduce... myself..."- Austin Powers
The time has come...
"Nobody cares about the Dakotas!"- Monica
The New York Times
Technology Section
"The 'wheel.' Is it here to stay or just a passing fancy?"
"You can't date a student, it's against the rules!"
"You mean, it's not just frowned upon?"
"Yo Mark, do I know him? Cause he was talkin to me for like 20 minutes about somethin called.. homeroom?..."
Sure, I've been known to get a little... "crazy" from time to time...
Parental Advisory: Explicit Anger
Just another day, just another mix... or is it?
pilgrimage
Stranger in the night...
Damn you [people in power], when you [something bad they did], you ruined the lives of countless [people not in power]!!!.....ALI BUMAYA, ALI BUMAYA, ALI BUMAYA...
It can't rain all the time...
Mimian tho buch chir pakay rakh ley(scratch)(scratch)... Are you gonna go my way?!
Some weird tech news for dat ass
"I can't control perception, I can only breathe my truth..."
This is how we do it!!!
A question for you, I have.
The dude abides...
The first rule of Fight Club...
Your mom, you're telling me, you're telling me about... your mom?! What is the matter with you?!- Ross
"I do have a new found respect for life..."- Ross
Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. And the drinks are on me!- Joey
Happy Birthday, Sean
betrayal
Mark Permsuvan
cause, seriously.. I mean honestly.. truthfully... spiritually.... gramatically....
White Men Can't Jump...
Simply stunning
What'd you call me? - Eastwood
I thought we'd get to see forever
But forever's gone away
just another sad love song
PICTURES, PICTURES, PICTURES
No you're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.
still here
"Mama said lock my ass, mama said lock my ass"- Martin Lawrence
weeeeeeeooooorrnggggg
Happy Valentine's Day, honey
(clever title)
(high-pitched tone)
Joshua fit the battle of Jerico, walls came tumblin', tumblin', tumblin', walls came tumblin' down.
Calm before the storm
'When will then be now?" "Soon..."
On the 10th day...
"Big bullies!!"- Chandler (Ross and Rachel stepped on his sand castle)
Yeah, as I was saying...
Happy Birthday
The best laid plans...
Wallet? check. Watch? check. Kidneys? check.
Happy Birthday
Blindsided
"Tonight, I had the most fun since I've been here. I have to brag, because I'm awesome." - Andrew's text message to Kirsty about the night.
an odd feeling indeed
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
"I look around, I look around... I see a lot of new faces..."- Tyler Durden
Better late...
"Now I wanted to tell Chip that it was a bad idea... but I was high, so all that came out was 'Well n*gga, sometimes you gotta race, shit, I don't know'"- Dave Chappelle
Whoa-whoa, that was just a theory! There’s a lot of theories that didn't pan out. The lone gunman, Communism, Geometry...
"I'm going to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again, I'd like to know if thats several big fish or just one big fish"
I think I just saw Mike Pak
"Well, we're not in Kansas anymore..."
"Against my will I stand beside my own reflection, it's haunting how I can't seem to find myself again..."
Weekends good
"I wanna meet the guy who whupped shaft's ass!"
"I am feeling much better though, thank you.."- Bad Boys
Happy Birthday
"Chandler!! Monica just broke my seashell lamp!!"
"Neat, I'm gonna die alone!"
"Okay, you win..."
You know it's hot when you sweat during a cold shower...
Well I guess I'm goin to Yemen.... I'm goin to Yemen!!- Chandler
Two day
Maaaak? Maaaaakkkkeeyyyyy? Maaakk you home??
Attention
Invitation Only... except for those without an invitation...
Superfriends
A moment of "clarity"
"You're growns up and you're growns up and you're growns up..."- Swingers
Nothing but a random girl apparently
"It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday"- Boyz II Men
"Drug dealers don't sell drugs! Drugs, sell themselves! I never heard a drug dealer go 'Maaan! How I'm gon' get rid of all this crack?!'"- Chris Rock
I've seen some crazy stuff in mytime, but that... was... AWESOME!!!- Tommy Boy
Set Adrift on Memory Bliss
Let me holla at ya right quick..
So we meet again...
hammered, wrecked, crunked, twisted, lit, annihilated, bent, blasted, blitzed, cocked, serious.. I think you get the idea...
"Who are the best 5 rappers of all time? Think about it... Dylan... Dylan.. Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. Because I spit hot fire."- Dave Chapelle
My Kung-Fu is VERY strong
What say you?!
Weekend in review
"Call me nuts, but I think you got a real future here, Timmy." - Van Wilder
What stops my cough?
forgot to write a title
drunken philosophy in the a.m.
Reality Bytes
Crazy wolves...
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little saturday, we're um, we're gonna go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed Bath And Beyond, I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time."
"Mom, drink the Slimfast or eat the rib... you can't combine 'em!"- Sinbad
"Please, oh please, keep my underwear..."- Chandler
"I'm Ashton Kutcher, I'm AWESOME!!!"
so much to say...
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays"- Jeanie
Love is the best medicine...
That's laughter.
Why do you do it?
I don't know.
- Monica and Chandler
"She said something that, if she was kidding, was very funny... but if she wasn't kidding, she's not fun, she's stupid... and kind of a racist..."- Ross
"I'm Joey, I'm an actor, I don't know squat about dinosaurs!"
All good things...
"Yes. Cause I’m a Tribbiani. This is what we do! I mean, we may not be great thinkers or world leaders. We don’t read a lot... or run very fast... but dammit, we can eat!!!" - Joey
"I play Al Pacino's butt"- Joey
"You can do the robot with JT..."
"DON'T BE DOIN' THAT TIP-TOEIN' ROUND HERE!!! WOOOOO!!!"
"Yeah, the Knicks rule!!!"- Joey
"sexual prude"
"I'm never gonna find love again..."- Ross
"You don't see with your eyes, you perceive with your mind"- gorillaz
Better late than never...
Friends
Updates
You're my boy Blue...
I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream has gone from me.
Updates
That's what friends are for...
Merry New Year!!! - Eddie Murphy
Let it be known...
Still Under Construction
Update
Under Construction
Get a sense of humor
To those I love
Women are shallower than Men
"Oh mommy, oh daddy, I am a big old baddie!"
Best Friends Site Ever...
New Year's Plans?
"I'm goin' to Yemen!" - Chandler
friendster
"Watch the sass, Captain Sassypants" - Will Ferrell
Could there be anymore quotes?
"Is this a... what day is it?" - The Dude
"Look at me, I'm growing" - Chandler
"Ask and you will receive, and your joy will be complete." - J.C.
"Stupid guy on my phone..." - Joey
Merry Christmas, Ben!
My nephew
Summer in Spain
College daze...
Goodfellas
The land of Thai
"The meaning of the box is three fold." - Chandler
So it begins...