"The meaning of the box is three fold." - Chandler

I feel obligated to explain my ever-so-clever nickname. Well, it was given to me many years ago by a fellow by the name of Brett Bailey (and reiterated quite a few times since then by a lucky lady.. if you know what I'm talkin about, hehehe... by the way if you're reading this, thanks mom). Anyways, it stuck because, well, I am Asian, there is no debating that, and I am, in fact, quite amazin as well. So why isn't my name Quite Amazin Asian then, you ask? Well would Homer's experiment have worked out so well if He had changed his name to Nearly Max Power? I think not. To be honest, nobody really calls me that and I am no more amazin than the next incredibly funny guy, it's just a running joke that everyone knows about. Besides, if you can't laugh at yourself, then you're taking yourself to seriously. Also, if it wasn't my nickname, then my amazin asian sneakers would be useless... just kidding, i don't have sneakers that say amazin asian. Come on, how ridiculous would I look... amazinly ridiculous.