"Ask and you will receive, and your joy will be complete." - J.C.

Apparently, the gorgeous ocean, mountains, and... well, yeah, the picture of rocks (whatever I thought they were cool lookin) aren't what people would like to see of Thailand. No, the "demand" has been... for elephants. I resent the notion that Thailand is some backwards country with nothing but scenic views and elephants, and it goes against eveything I stand for to condone such talk. However, since the requesting gentleman makes up between 20 to 25 percent of my readers, I feel it is in my best interest to comply. So, as "requested", a present to you: elephants.

Here you can see how the students get to school. How do the business men get to work, you ask? To that I say: silly you, how can there be businessmen in a land without business. I mean come on, you're lucky they cover up.

"Don't let the title fool you, there's nothing baby about me, if you know what I'm talkin about.." (He's referring to the size of the average elephant penis, which is approximately 6 feet huge, and in how it relates to him.)

"Those round-eyes, with their "bridges."

Although it's pretty common, I would like you to take in the fact that this man is sitting on the elephant's head. I mean, it's absolutely hilarious and absolutely terrible at the same time. Come now, it's the poor animal's HEAD, man. Fine, make him carry you everywhere, but sit on his back... not the head. On a side note, what the hell is this guy doing? He is sitting in the middle of a jungle on an elephant's head, with what looks to be some type of storage equipmenton it's back, which is EMPTY nonetheless, while applying some type of lip balm. Man, it's hard to defend them sometimes.