Love is the best medicine...
That's laughter.
Why do you do it?
I don't know.
- Monica and Chandler

Mark: I hate Sundays...
Jessica: Yeah, but I need them... I need Sundays like Sundays need... Mondays? I think I'm tired...

A comment taken from another site:
I say that the [new Macs] are announced tommorow with shipping in March. Or I will eat my left elbow.