Wallet? check. Watch? check. Kidneys? check.

So, I just got back from hanging out with Ling, the Ring Leader . She was very, very nice. Obviously I didn’t really expect to steal my kidney, just my mom’s paranoia setting in I guess. But yeah, she took me to Chinatown and we walked around there a bit, took a ferry across the river and walked around there, ate dinner back in Chinatown, went driving around a bit, she showed me some places, got some cool pics, I was very happy with the day. She was a lot of fun, and we had good conversation throughout the whole day. One off the highlights (MOM DO NOT READ, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD): No, nothing like that, get your collective minds out of the gutter. We were driving along in her BMW (Andrea) and she’s like, “so you wanna now?”
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At first I thought she was kidding, then I thought she was crazy. Now, after driving her car for a good 20 minutes around Bangkok, I see she is way beyond crazy. I think I almost killed everyone… 5 or 6 times. Seriously, I swear a grandmother past me and gave me the finger. Anyways, it was awesome. Her English is quite good, much better than my Thai. She said she’d teach me Thai if I taught her English, of course I agreed, but man is she getting a raw deal. But hey, if that’s what she wants, I got no problem with it.
Anyways, it was awesome hanging out with her. She works Monday through Saturday, like crazy hours, so we probably won’t hang out that much, which is too bad. But she said that she goes to Puta Mone Tone at least once a month, so now at least I know I can get there once a month.
Well, guess that’s it. Apparently, I was wrong about her being the Ring Leader; she’s actually the Nice Girl. Sorry if anyone was hoping to hear an exciting, fleeing from a gang trying to steal my kidney, running naked through the street, water-gun wielding homeless guy story… but you rarely hear of anything like that anyways.

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Chinatown
I thought it was pregnant, I was wrong
Don't be fooled, I'm quick like a... fat dog
Here I come...
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