The first rule of Fight Club...

Here are some random pics from the past couple weeks. Nothing too exciting except for witnessing my first actual "dance-off." I was at this club, Speed, and this guy was doin his thing. He was pretty good, but it was kinda early, and you know when there's that one guy who's dancin like he's gettin paid, while everyone is still tryin to figure out if they wanna stay or go somewhere else, yeah that's this guy. So it's about an hour later, and this guy still goin, still takin up a little too much of the dance floor. At this point, the "regulars" (picture those really ghetto'd out asians at home, now multiply it by 100, then square it; or Annie and her friends during her ghetto fabulous phase. That wasn't a shot Annie, I went through it too, if it said Jinco and was XXL, I was down) have gathered in the corner by the DJ and are grillin this guy pretty seriously. He keeps bumpin one of the girls, so this other girl, let's call her Krazy, she comes out from the corner and Booty-styles him away. So Dance Fever takes it as a challenge and motions for everyone to clear a space. He puts his thing down for a bit then Krazy steps in and starts her thing. They were pretty much even, when, out of nowhere, Dance Fever's girl jumps in like a crazed animal. Now, if there was ever any doubt that these two could dance, Dances with Wolves reminded everyone exactly what dancing is not supposed to look like. Now, I got nothin against a big-boobed girl jumpin around, I'm actually quite for it, but it doesn't mean you can dance, especially into a dance fight (or dight? fance?). But she's a girl so people aren't gonna say anything, so she's floppin around, arms in the air, booty still jigglin from Hammer don't hurt'em, with that puckered lip face that says- don't mind the rest of me, I'm not really dancing... I am.. too.. cool... So once Def (Dance Fever, DF... or "Def", as he likes to be called) sees (ok, I don't "know" if he likes to be called Def, but I can't imagine he'd be that against it) that DW (Dances with Wolves, not Dark Wing Duck) looks like a lopsided dreidel spun by TIMMY!!! he nicely, but forcefully steps back in. Krazy and Def got at it again, then she turns her back to him and booty bumps his crotch forcing him out of the "Ring of Fire" (although, personally, I don't think 3 guys holding up lighters constitutes a "Ring of Fire", I prefer- Circle of Death!!!) As he stumbles back, he trips on the stairs and falls, provoking screams of- OOOYYYAAAHHH, Cow ben SERVED!! Or OOO, you got SERVED!!

I also went to the zoo. Pics inside!

I buy shampoo at Shoprite, so maybe we have this back at home, but this is my first time seeing it. I didn't know they made black shampoo. The girl I was with was embarrassed by how awesome I thought black shampoo was that I only managed one shot before she ran out of the store.

This shot was after she ran out... whatever, this was important.

Here's a pretty cool shot from behind the driver's helmet. With the insane amount of traffic in this city, I can't understand why you would take any other means other than motorbike. They can weave through traffic, go on the side walk, and pretty much break any traffic law they want. I mean sure, you breathe in much more pollution and, well... you could die, but hey, when the all-you-can-eat buffet ends in 20 minutes, what do you do? What do you do?!

"To infinity, and beyond!"

It was really hot...

Dont be fooled, this guy had some serious speed, I'm talkin jumpin, flyin, Crouchin Tiger, Hidden Dragon type moves.

Candid dance pictures rarely look good... this is no exception.

street cat- "I WANT THAT, WHY NOT ME!?!?"- Dane Cook

I was in my uncle's office the other day. I saw this picture of my little cousin and I had to take a picture. I'm being completely honest when I say- if I had that hat and those glasses, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from wearin them, at least to Houli's. Honestly, I don't think he's looked better, that's some serious style.

Most of you wont be able to appreciate this, only family and maybe friends that have eaten this dish at my house, and Brian since he had it when he was here. Now, they told me that the portion was large, but this is absolute insanity. As a frame of reference, the spoon was quite large. By the way, this is a Thai omelette.