"Yo Mark, do I know him? Cause he was talkin to me for like 20 minutes about somethin called.. homeroom?..."

If you haven't done it already (and shame on you if you haven't), go wish Matthew Bandy a happy birthday. His birthday was on the 21st, but technically since I'm 11 hours ahead, I'm posting this on his birthday, according to Jersey time. I'm not gonna give out his contact info cause he is one sexy bitch, and he would be inundated with calls from hopeful girls, who would just be shot down cause he is very loyal to his very sweet, and also dead sexy bitc... girlfriend (I got nothin but love for you, Nikki, you know that:)). He's a good guy, and although he might not know who you are.. what's that? You went to high school with him, you say? Well, in that case he probably doesn't know you.... I'm sorry? You sat next to him in homeroom? Well, being that Matt rarely made it school by 2nd period, you must have had a great relationship with his emtpy desk.... Please, no more... fine, you in the "Have you kissed a Dirty Rican today?" t-shirt. You were in his 6th period class? Being that Mr. Bandy never made it past mid-5th period, I'm curious how you even knew he was supposed to be there? She called out attendance everyday, huh? Yeah, she sucked anyways. Now, as I was saying... Yes? You said hi to him every day between 3rd and 4th period for all 2 years he went to Ramsey? Every single day? Oh, well in that case, I can assure you he almost definitely knows you, and hates you. So, wish him a happy birthday through the comments. Happy Birthday, meng. Much love.