"Allow myself to introduce... myself..."- Austin Powers

Ever once in a while I like to check my referral page and see how people who aren't looking for my site in particular happen to stumble across it. The majority of the people that come across my site by accident in search of something (usually through Google) are normally looking for pictures of Jessica Alba. I can't fault them for that in the least. In fact I think I owe these people an apology.

You see last night I was looking for pictures of Jessica Alba. And when I clicked on my site by accident from the Google results, I realized that I have created another site that people have to deal with while looking for porn artistic renditions of the female body. I'm sure many people have cursed my name when seeing how little my site has to offer in the ways of "personal-stress-relief material." So, to those who I have scorned, my deepest apologies.

However, among the many "jessica alba pictures" searches, there are normally a few funny ones, too. So I thought I would share (look in the search box to see what they were lookin for)
WARNING: clicking on the following links will send you to results of porn searches. If you don't want to see "BOOBS", then do not click on any of the links on the pages that these links lead to.

First, apparently James and Jess (result #35) are doing something right. You guys better be keepin it clean while I'm gone.

Next, is my mom. Mom, you have people looking (result #7) for you, you should feel proud.

Now, for some "typical" searches, and I could be wrong about their motives. I mean, maybe the person that entered This search (last result) meant the word "asian" as an adjective, like "funny", as in "funny ass pictures." And This guy (result #14), maybe he was lookin for "clearly expressed" asians... sinners...

But of all my recent guests, I like this guy the most. In fact the only thing that makes me prouder than having him, or her, at my site, is the fact that This search actually brought him here.

Okay, well that's it, hope you liked them. Oh, by the way, when you click on the links, they may lead to a different order of results because of re-spidering, my site is probably on that results page, or the one before or after it.

This search