September 06, 2004

More than words...

Current Track: I Love You More- Eminem, Straight from the Lab

So Eastwood stayed with me over the weeekend. We played pool for 7 hours on Saturday and 4 hours yesterday. I didn't know that you could be sore from playing pool. It was a lot of fun though, the girls that work there are all about Dickie Limpkins, so they giggle and talk to us most of the time we're there. So we're there yesterday, one thing leads to another and Andrew ends up using various object around the room to display how big "Dickie" actually is. They all start laughing and holding their pinky's in the air to show how big they think it is. So naturally he finds an even bigger display, which actually looks like it has two HUGE balls hanging from it. They look at me in disbelief and I tell them in Thai "It's true, really.... it hurts my ass!" They freeze for a second and then it goes to a whole new level. Andrew doesn't understand why everyone just lost it, so I tell him what I said and trying to talk as he's laughing he says- "I think it's awesome... (lol)... that you... (lol)... know how to say 'it hurts my ass'.. (LOL)... I mean, you didn't speak much Thai when we got here... (lol) so where did you pick that up from?" Where? indeed... I explain that I know how to say "hurt" "ass" and show possession. "I formed the sentence myself; didn't actually learn the phrase, just the words to make the phrase, but I appreciate the confidence in my game."

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Posted by Mark at September 6, 2004 04:02 PM

Comments

That's hysterical!!!

Posted by: Jess at September 7, 2004 11:34 PM

What happened to Turd Fergusan? Sup Eastwood! (added- Mark)

Posted by: Jason Fiore at September 9, 2004 05:30 AM

Best story i got about eastwood is when we were all snowed in at umass.. 2 snow days ina row so we stocked up on beer and booze.. drank all monday and i wake up on tuesday and he hadnt fell asleep yet.. Hammered he passed out at like 1 pm wakes up the next day as im getting ready for classes. im like

JF: "sup man"
AE: "What day is it"
JF: "Wednesday"
AE: "What the hell happened to tueday"

Door slams.

too funny a good memory

(added- mark)

Posted by: jason fiore at September 9, 2004 05:37 AM

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