i've said it before, and i'll say it again...stevie wonder's blind!

yeah, i think its supposed be ironical

Ok I have been meaning to do this to your profile.....

Songs I relate to him: Justin Timberlake (Every song), Nobody knows it - Tony Rich Project, Got a way- Billy Joel

Closest Fictional Character: Chandler from Friends...

Best known for: Cracking me up!!! No...The Amazin Asian Shoes....ummm...hello???

Things he might say to you: To me?... uummm...."Gonna Look Stupid, Stupid, Stupid", "Very Cited, Cited, Cited"... "We'd have cute Asian babies...uh, yeah, I mean...have you seen me?"

If a Friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'that was fucking awesome! '", then:
I don't even know where to begin with this one!!! But YOU WOULD BE SINGING THE WHOLE TIME!!!

His take: He believes, " My friends are very hot: I'm the funny one of the group. I've accepted it, you should too."

My Take: He is not only the funniest guy I know but he is the sweetest, most giving person I have ever met. He is smart and understanding, he gives awesome advice & he happens to be one of those guys that don't want to admit there hot...which is annoying but good at the same time!!! He is dependable and the least selfish person I have ever known.

Defining quote: "Let's face it ...I'm loveable", ( I know more but I can't think of them)

yelling from down the hall "Chenoah get your ass in here...and put some damn shoes on its freezing out side."

Nicknames: Super Spermsuvan

Songs I relate to him:
How Come You Don't Call Me by Alicia Keys, anything from Justin Timberlake (freak), The Trouble with Love Is (from when we went to see Love Actually, Lately by Jodeci and 6,8,12 by Brian McKnight, Weak in the Knees by SWV (I sang this song to you over the phone before I even knew you when I was with Liz in the car and just happened to start talking to you)

Closest fictional character: Chandler of course... and I know she's not fictional but the Asian chick from the real world's last season.
Best known for: Bringing the angry Latina out of me b/c YOU'RE ALWAYS PICKING ON ME! Jackass. Then he wonders why I'm so defensive.

His quotes:
(My quotes are on the quotes page. If you got any that aren't on there. please let me know. If you don't know what's on the quotes page, I'll check for you, so don't feel the need to check the quotes page first.)

"So when her mom calls, we'll tell her that there was fire, and we told Andrea to start running so, she did and she kept running and then you (mom) called and that's where we're at right now..."

Things he might say to you:
"Nice"
"RIIIIGHT"
"It may seem hard to believe but, people actually hate me"

His take: I'm the funny one
(What you think that I think of myself)

My take: (What you think of me)
You are way hot so just get over this I'm the funny one thing and accept it!

LoL, I had to jog my memory to send u some info and I've got to say, the thought of all the fun I had with u when we hung out, put a smile on m face. lol We were jackasses, good times good times. But next time you pick on me I will officially be unsorry for breaking ur car.

Nicknames: Darius
Songs: "In the Still of the Night" Houli's style
Fictional Character: A shorter, darker Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (with a better vocal range)

Things he might say:
1. me: "Oh no, they're not here yet for the last ever episode of 'Friends'!"
mark: "It's no problem; I'll just put it on hold."

2. (short&furious): "Yeah!"
3. "I'm kinda scared, like I'm gonna have to lose my sense of humor if I become a Christian. I don't know-- is God cool with funny people?"
4. "A'it man."

the Jail Scenario:
Mark wouldn't be sitting next to you-- he was too busy that night doing his hand-on-chest hesitation dance to "Señorita" to actually partake in the crime... but no worries: you're behind bars, but he'll make the experience as feel-good and funny as possible when he visits. So he rolls in a TV/VCR with DVDs of the first 5 seasons of "Friends"... and laughs his ass off right next to you.

His Self-Defining Quote: "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God... what a wretched man I am! I am the Chief of sinners..."

My quote for Mark: "Thanks be to God through our Lord Jesus... for there is now no condemnation in Christ; praise be to Him! He's washed me white as snow."