"WOOOHHOOOO, I WIN... ONE to NOTHIN"- Tenacious D

Angel gets a shout out for linking my site in his IM away message. This has spawned a new game. Get 5 shout outs and I owe you a drink. Angel leads all contestants 1-0-0-0-.... The rules will be fair, and mostly unstated cause I'm lazy. But I will be fairly liberal in handing them out, so start linkin me. I'm making this up as I go along so we'll see where it goes in the next few lines. If you have my site linked in your site's links section, that's 3 shout outs. Angel, sorry you just lost the lead. But this really isn't a competition. It's not like someone else's score has an effect on your shout outs. Umm, what else... one shout out per day. Any auto links or some kinda computer generated things that Keith, Justin, or Matt may think of will disqualify them from the game. If Brian figures out how to do what those 3 might have done, he gets double points cause he's computer-retarded. Linking to my site in my comments section isn't gonna get you drinks, Andrea. But if you use my comments section to bring my attention to where you did link me, that's fine. If you make fun of someone and link my site as a reference or example of what you are talking about, you may be awarded bonus points depending on how funny it was and how hard it is to make fun of that person (It will be nearly impossible to get bonus points by making fun of Crawford, but give it a shot). Each person is in charge of keeping his/her own score. I choose the drink I buy you, so if you link my site in a negative way, then "3 Wise Men" shots may be the only thing the bar is serving. Not to say you can't make fun of me, I'm totally for that, just not the site itself. Drinks will be paid out upon my return.` Angel, you get 2 more points for being the reason this game has started.

"And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

`Winnings may be collected in a "lump sum", at the charge of 20% of earned drinks. 1 drink = $5. While drinks cannot be redeemed for cash, each drink can be traded in for a coupon for an hour of "Mark Love". That's right, my love is worth less than minimum wage. But the spooning makes it all worthwhile.... seriously, I'm phenomenal at spooning**.

**Regional Spooning Champion 1995-2004***.

*** Did not compete in the 2000 season due to injury****.

**** When I say injury, I mean I was really fat and no one was about to pay $5 to spoon with me... lol, in fact one time, I pai....

It really is crazy what will come out when you keep typing.