Mark Permsuvan's Day- A Universal Holiday

It's friday night, and I'm about to go out. But this could not wait. I have a bunch of pics I still need to post, from the best baseball game I've been to in person and from a night of karaoke James will not soon forget, but those will come later. Right now, it needs to be said that I ran 3.5 miles in one day. Granted it was 1.5 miles in the morning and 2 at night, but for anyone who knows me, this fact should be on the border of being unbelievable. Some of you do not believe what I am saying, and with good reason. But the fact remains that it is true. And on top of that, I did one of the miles in 7:40, which is insanity for any fat asian. So, here are my ideas:

1- From now on, today will be celebrated as my birthday instead of January 3rd.

2- Today will be considered a national holiday, but people will still have work and/or school.

3- National Holiday, everything will be closed.

4- The first World-al Holiday- The whole world will close for this day.

5- The first Universal Holiday- not only does the world close, but we shut down all orbiting satellites and any other space machinery we have out there.

Ok, those are the ideas for now. I've cleared it with "The Man" already, so I just gotta decide which one to go with. Any ideas?