The Amazin Asian

October 26, 2004

The Diary of Darius

I'm in one of the best moods I've been in that I can remember. Just one of those days, where everything seems a little... better. Anyways, got a couple good quotes for you:

online, between me and keith:
Me: hey, be straight with me...
Keith: no, I will not make out with you
Me: how many guys do you know that can pull off a pink shirt as well as i do?
Keith: lol
Keith: I'm thinking.... no one I know.
Keith: In fact, now that you mention it, it's impressive.
Me: YEAH IT IS!!!
Keith: Because usually if I see a guy wearing a pink shirt, I think he's gay, but you somehow pull off a pink shirt without seeming homosexual.
Me: thanks man
Me: means a lot to me
Keith: haha, it's cool
Me: cool, night
Keith: cool, night.

Convo with Angel:

Me: So meet us after work.
Angel: Let me get this right: you want me to come find you guys, somewhere in the woods and mountains, at 1:00 in the morning, Halloween weekend?... do you have a personal tracking device or something? You're a fuckin idiot...
Me: HAHAHA.... personal tracking device... you're goin on the site...

Also, I must concede to a couple of you out there (Jess and Andrea), the second Alicia album isn't terrible. It's not as good as the first, but it isn't terrible. And by the way, Andrea, in response to your email, and anyone else who didn't know, yes, Darius is my religious name. And yes, I will answer to it, which is a little weird, but I'm a little weird.

Posted by Mark at October 26, 2004 02:25 PM

Comments

See, I knew you would come around...It's awesome! If I ain't Got you ( so much better without USHER): P

Posted by: Jess at October 26, 2004 03:49 PM

That Convo of you and Angel is pretty damn Funny...You gotta give it to him...Would you do that??? Man it is going to be so much fun!!!

Posted by: Jess at October 26, 2004 03:51 PM

It's way better with Usher... If he remixed all of her songs, they would all be better. Yup, I said. Bring it!

Posted by: Mark at October 26, 2004 03:58 PM

"Oh, It's already Been Broughten!"

Posted by: Jess at October 26, 2004 03:59 PM

For real though... DEF. NOT!

Posted by: Jess at October 26, 2004 03:59 PM

Ummmm... forrealthough, most definitely.

Posted by: Mark at October 26, 2004 04:16 PM

Seriously...

Posted by: Jess at October 26, 2004 04:21 PM

Honestly...

Posted by: Mark at October 26, 2004 04:22 PM

Really?

Posted by: Jess at October 26, 2004 04:44 PM

Truthfully?

Posted by: Mark at October 26, 2004 04:49 PM

Supposably?

Posted by: Jess at October 26, 2004 06:34 PM

"Did they go to the zoo?... Supposably..."

I must give mad props for making a Friends reference before I do. Well played, Melfa... well played...

Posted by: Mark at October 26, 2004 06:43 PM

Ummm... I have a personal tracking device, Angel. You... could... borrow it?

I like pink.

Posted by: ideoplastos at October 26, 2004 09:28 PM

While I love the Usher version, She doesn't need him on her song. And I'm glad you finally came around. I told you all you had to do was give it a chance. Now, convince Liz the second one isn't as good as the first one. Oh and you're wierd, but you already knew that. ;)

Posted by: Andrea at October 27, 2004 08:55 AM

Thank You, Thank You. YOU CALLED ME MELFA... You are so weird!!!

Posted by: Jess at October 27, 2004 11:58 AM

BTW, will you answer to Chingy-Chingy? Cuz, that's what Liz's mom calls you...

Posted by: Andrea at October 27, 2004 04:15 PM

That's weird, cause I call her racist spanish lady... but then again, that's what I call all of you "people"...

Posted by: Mark at October 27, 2004 04:20 PM

Well she is a racist spanish lady so I won't argue there. As a people, um whatever.

Posted by: Andrea at October 28, 2004 11:13 AM

Post the pics of the Pumpkin Mark!!!

Posted by: Jess at October 28, 2004 11:49 AM