OH, OH, OH!!! He's a... a transpons... A TRANSPONSTER!!!

"Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? [he taps the results and reads them] "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."

I'm in my first week of training to work at Champion Mortgage as a Loan Processor; second week there overall. I like the people there a lot, everyone is very nice and friendly. People that I've never met or seen will come up to me and ask me how I like it and how my day is going. At first it kinda threw me off, but it's cool. But yeah, my first "real" job, so I'm happy. Besides, since everyone thinks I'm Chandler anyway, I might as well have the same job as him.