Toy Time

Me: Yeah, I used to watch Voltron all the time...
Jerry: I really want one of those Voltron figures...
Steve: Yeah, I'm sure you
Me: You can get it on ebay... (I cut people off)
(As I go to ebay to check out what they have.)
Steve: I'm sure it'll be expensive...
Me: Here's one... oh wait, this is the Asian version...
Steve: There was an Asian version?
Me: Yeah man, the Asian one is like 15 ships instead of the 5 cats we got...
Jerry: Well Asian kids are smarter..
Me: Yeah, Asian kids can handle putting something together out of 15 pieces.. buying one of our kids something like that is just a waste of money... then you gotta lie to him and tell him the toy's broken and not that he's too stupid to figure out the red square isn't meant to go into a blue, round hole....
Steve and Jerry:....
Me:.... Sorry... I just really hated that broken toy....