Sign it!!!! SIGN IT OR I'LL BREAK IT OFF!!!!- Liar Liar

Well it's finally happened... after years of singing in the shower, rigorous Karaoke sessions, and countless vocals in random elevators... I've officially been signed by Sony!

Okay, okay.. so I'm working in the contracts/licencing department. But hey, it's a start... just gotta find the right person to sing around by "accident" and I'll be on my way!

So, this is my first job in the city and I know I will start noticing things that need to be changed. Here's the first one:

You've installed a fancy train ticket-reading-sliding-gate-mechanism to make sure that the people getting to the train do in fact have tickets. So why do you need to see my ticket on the train again? If you are gonna have the train...men check the tickets on the train anyway, then why spend the money on said mechanism? I refuse to believe that NJ Transit's profit margin is so low that the few people that may slip by a 1-check system rather than 2-check system would make all the difference. First of all, ticket prices are so high they might as well leave my ticket between my ass cheeks after they've finished. Second, it's so packed that I think I had sex with the guy in front of me by accident. You know, while we're on the subject of pricing and uninivited butt sex, I understand that I am not paying for an actual seat on the train, but come on... how about a discounted price for passengers that stand?